(PM) Funny Misspellings for Memorial Weekend

Jake Messinger (jake@ams.com)
Fri, 22 May 1998 16:28:04 -0500 (CDT)

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I love Livingston and Lucent and Portmaster products and highly recommend
them.

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Here are a few funny misspellings Ive seen lately in Livingston related
email. These are genuine misspelling whether intentional or not:

Potmaster
Pornmaster
Pormtaster (yours truely)
Portmater
Protmaster

Livingstoon
Lilingston
Lilvingston
Livlingston
Livignston

Lusent

Here are a few "made up" funny ones:

Porkmaster
Abortmaster
Polemaster
Pornmater
Pr0nmeister

Lucentston
LivingLu
LiLu
Licuston

And lets not forget the new ISDN router that asks the question, are you a
vegetable? O-R-U-A-P

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