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Mischa Peters (mischa@xs4all.nl)
Wed, 12 Nov 1997 12:36:09 +0100 (MET)

Top Ten reasons to buy the TCS by USR

10) One word - PRI (Pricey rate interface)
9) If it sez "enterprise", it's got to be good..
8) Spare-in-the-air is taken very literally..
7) The music on the TC hold queue is so cool..
6) Lots of nic-nacs..
5) It's fun to shoot a frozen Quake-lagger in the back.
4) The table limit at the cascino is only $5000.00
3) USR doesn't hire pesky "evangelists" like Guy Kawasaki..
2) Ya might get to talk to a _real_ engineer..

And the number one reason to buy TCS..
1) It works great on Halloween..

Mischa

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