On Fri, 11 Apr 1997, Captain Scarlet wrote:
> > We have been recently upgrading all the portmasters on site up to 4meg+
> > boxes now I'm in a quandry..
> >
> > What am I supposed to do with all these simms.. I mean 256k simms are not
> > in high demand are they?
>
> No, they're not in much demand these days, sadly. Here are ten
> suggestions.
>
> 1) Panel your den.
> 2) Build hi-tech model Homes of the Future.
> 3) Make tie clips and other fashion accessories.
> 4) Donate them to a repertory theatre company or some such; they can
> use them in making set decorations. (Don't think you can make a set
> out of junk? Watch MST3K or anything the BBC made in the seventies.)
> 5) Heat your home.
> 6) Smash them with a hammer, just for fun. (I recommend a 12-ounce
> ballpeen.)
> 7) Destroy humanity. (The details are left to your discretion, but
> there's got to be a way to do it with outmoded SIMMs. Also note that
> I personally recommend against this option.)
> 8) Attach a bunch of them to a hat and tell people you're Johnny
> Mnemonic.
> 9) Find a pond and see how far you can skip them.
> 10) Give them to panhandlers, claiming they're the new "money chips".
>
> --G.
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