5) Bloated code written by engineers who don't know the word "no" requires
extra clock cycles.
4) Survey indicated the number one complaint of sys admins is computer
room is too cold; thought they could sell more units if they included
heaters.
3) Fan noise drowns out the sound of tech beating his head against the
wall while talking to USR support.
2) Original design goal was for a chassis that hovered.
1) Secret agreement with electric power cartel gives them a cut of the
increased electric usage.
Opinions expressed are my own.
On Thu, 11 Jun 1998, Jake Messinger wrote:
> Date: Thu, 11 Jun 1998 14:33:32 -0500 (CDT)
> From: Jake Messinger <jake@ams.com>
> To: Rick Krug <rick@tcccom.net>
> Cc: Mark Peugeot <mark@ptw.com>, mike@integrityonline11.com,
> portmaster-users@livingston.com
> Subject: Re: (PM) Top 5 Uses For a Portmaster 3
>
> On Thu, 11 Jun 1998, Rick Krug wrote:
>
> > Now the USR Chassis, that would make a much better boat anchor than a PM3!
>
> Environmentally unfriendly. It would increase the ocean water temperature
> and cause massive fish kills.
>
> I like the fact that the PM 3's stay SO cool. How is it that the USR needs
> so much fannage?
>
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