Re: Question

Captain Scarlet (gryphon@server.livingston.com)
Fri, 11 Apr 1997 16:40:58 -0700 (PDT)

> We have been recently upgrading all the portmasters on site up to 4meg+
> boxes now I'm in a quandry..
>
> What am I supposed to do with all these simms.. I mean 256k simms are not
> in high demand are they?

No, they're not in much demand these days, sadly. Here are ten
suggestions.

1) Panel your den.
2) Build hi-tech model Homes of the Future.
3) Make tie clips and other fashion accessories.
4) Donate them to a repertory theatre company or some such; they can
use them in making set decorations. (Don't think you can make a set
out of junk? Watch MST3K or anything the BBC made in the seventies.)
5) Heat your home.
6) Smash them with a hammer, just for fun. (I recommend a 12-ounce
ballpeen.)
7) Destroy humanity. (The details are left to your discretion, but
there's got to be a way to do it with outmoded SIMMs. Also note that
I personally recommend against this option.)
8) Attach a bunch of them to a hat and tell people you're Johnny
Mnemonic.
9) Find a pond and see how far you can skip them.
10) Give them to panhandlers, claiming they're the new "money chips".

--G.

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